October 28

"May I offer you some unsolicited advice?"

Is this possible?

October 27

"Marge, I need a green shirt."

Beats me.

October 26

"How much do you love me?"

Preceeds handing a party a sought after object.

October 25

"Come again when you can't stay so long."

October 20

Today, a generic but funny dad cartoon.

CLICK!

Notice, this is not something I drew. Clearly not AJK, due to presence of moustache and lack of beard.

October 14

"What's wrong with this picture?"

--said right before handing you something which has obvious flaws (obvious to AJK), such as a sales circular for the preceding week that was delivered after the sale had ended.

October 13

"No thank you; it'll stunt my growth"

(when offered coffee)

Interestingly enough, AJK has been a lifelong coffee avoider. When recently confronted with the dilemma of drinking milk with a meat meal or drinking coffee, however, he decided it wasn't half bad.

October 12

"We don't want that either"

an alternate response to October 11, for situations where a waitperson asks "Would you like dessert? Or just the check?"

October 11

"No thank you"

When asked if AJK would like the check.

Such a favorite, it had to be repeated.

October 10

"That's $112 and it's the beginning of the month"

An AJK phrase of long ago, uttered upon bestowing the monthly t-pass to whomever wished to borrow.

Interesting facts:

I never once misplaced a t-pass until I bought my own.

This phrase was uttered no matter what day of the month the borrower wished to borrow the pass.

The $112 pass used to get you all the way to South Acton. Now you can almost get to Zone Two.

October 9

"How's your bird?"

Most often said to parakeets.

October 8

"You're welcome."

Prompted by a lack of "thank you".

October 7

"Awww.... SUGAR!!"

Expletive replacement, often following a mistake (like not updating the site in several days).

October 3

"Tremendo gihugey"

An adjective; meaning very, very big.

October 2

"This is one of those times I wish I had cast iron bumpers"

October 1

"Which is rounder, an orange?"