February 17

"Twain in station!"

Something to announce when rounding the corner of Maple St, now that it's open again, which it has been for years.

February 16

"He never hurt me again"

The result of eating raw onions before visiting the sadistic dentist*.








*or orthodontist.

February 15

"Benjo wa doko desu ka?"

Three or so years living in Japan and AJK walked away with one very essential phrase.

February 14

"Send mine through twice"

Instructions to the staff at Burger King, for his Whopper. Nothing mooing, please.

February 13

"Quizno's! We won't starve"

An update of the old favorite. Doesn't make me groan nearly as much however.

February 12

"Denny's! We won't starve."

February 11

"Dear Aunt Alice"

Someone to contact whenever something of particular interest occurs.

February 10

"Have you-- or I-- run out of material already?"


No. Just busy. The repertoire of AJK is seemingly inexhaustable.

February 9

"Bring it down a few decibels."

A not so subtle request for less noise. This came to me when editing sound effects. Strange.

February 8

"Boy, can I pick 'em..."

A related problem to irrythmic drive, often experienced in toll booth lanes. Incidentally, AJK would never consider Easy Pass or Fast Lane.

February 7

"Sit down, I have some news for you"

immediately follows information that was somewhat shocking to the recipient.

February 6

"Enjoy it in good health"

February 5

"Illin, Ollon, Ullun, and our adopted child: Sometimes Yllyn"

The potential offspring of Allan and Ellen. At least I would have been Illin'.