AJK-a-day!

February 17, 2005

February 17

"Twain in station!"

Something to announce when rounding the corner of Maple St, now that it's open again, which it has been for years.

February 16, 2005

February 16

"He never hurt me again"

The result of eating raw onions before visiting the sadistic dentist*.








*or orthodontist.

February 15, 2005

February 15

"Benjo wa doko desu ka?"

Three or so years living in Japan and AJK walked away with one very essential phrase.

February 14, 2005

February 14

"Send mine through twice"

Instructions to the staff at Burger King, for his Whopper. Nothing mooing, please.

February 12, 2005

February 13

"Quizno's! We won't starve"

An update of the old favorite. Doesn't make me groan nearly as much however.

February 12

"Denny's! We won't starve."

February 11, 2005

February 11

"Dear Aunt Alice"

Someone to contact whenever something of particular interest occurs.

February 10, 2005

February 10

"Have you-- or I-- run out of material already?"


No. Just busy. The repertoire of AJK is seemingly inexhaustable.

February 09, 2005

February 9

"Bring it down a few decibels."

A not so subtle request for less noise. This came to me when editing sound effects. Strange.

February 08, 2005

February 8

"Boy, can I pick 'em..."

A related problem to irrythmic drive, often experienced in toll booth lanes. Incidentally, AJK would never consider Easy Pass or Fast Lane.

February 07, 2005

February 7

"Sit down, I have some news for you"

immediately follows information that was somewhat shocking to the recipient.

February 06, 2005

February 6

"Enjoy it in good health"

February 05, 2005

February 5

"Illin, Ollon, Ullun, and our adopted child: Sometimes Yllyn"

The potential offspring of Allan and Ellen. At least I would have been Illin'.