December 31

"Blah blah blah when you're already three days behind."

Ahem. Who asked ya?

December 30

"The first can come at any time, the rest take nine months."


Thanks to Steve for reconstructing this better than I could. You almost ended up with "The first show up whenever they like, the rest are timely", a recollection well worthy of AJK himself.

December 29

"No dates until you're 52"

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I'm sure someone will) but these were the first words AJK ever spoke to his newborn daughter.

Sadly, this very same daughter blew it when AJK reached the magic number and neglected to comment. Next time, I guess.

December 20

"Gee, tell us how you really feel..."


A snarky comment aimed towards those who overemote.

December 18

"Which would you rather be, a doctor? Yes or no and why?"

December 13

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me."


Spoken well before Kurt Cobain got around to it.

December 11

"...the giant sucking sound coming from my back pocket."


The answer to the question "what follows you around everywhere you go on vacation?"

December 10

"Enjoy. Enjoy. Rest come later."

Originally uttered by waitress at Chinese restaurant on Max's birthday many a year ago, encouraging the K family to consume the dishes on the table before the other parts of the order arrived.

December 5

"Gag me with a spoon."

An expression of distaste. Duh.