January 13

"I almost made myself get out of the car."

Red lights seem to be attracted to AJK and any car he rides in. Sometimes an agitated driver will open the passenger's door and politely ask AJK if he knows his way home from here by himself. Sometimes AJK will ask himself the same question.

January 12

"HORN!"

A gentle suggestion when the driver isn't being aggressive enough for the passenger.

January 7

"Just lucky, I guess."

January 1

"Congratulations, Max.'

Statment uttered every year on this day. No one knows why...